- Friends: I never have breakfast, I'm not hungry in the morning.
- Me: Breakfast is the only reason I get out of bed...
it always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds
they seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen
i mean, blood gushing out of a hole in your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky red liquid everywhere?
thatÂ
must
suck
